Helguson and Borrowdale on loan

[dylanpresman]

Just confirming what we had already heard. According to the offish, we now have Borrowdale and Helguson on loan deals. Both players are ecstatic to be getting the opportunity to be playing in the sacred blue and white hoops. Apparently, it has been a life-long dream for both players to play for the mighty superhoops!

www.qpr.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10373~1467995,00.html

[londonranger]

Not so sure about Helgy. He went back to Bolton but they said get your arse back to S. Africa Rd where you belong.

[cpr]

Blimey, did you catch report napping this time then?

[QPR Report]

Yet again!

Helguson: "When QPR showed their interest in me, I didn't hesitate in making the move."

[cpr]

Quite, I p155ed myself when I read that

[dylanpresman]

Did you miss the bit where Borrowdale said "All my life I dreamed of playing for QPR. Every night, since the age of 5, I prayed with fervour for this fantastic opportunity. Now I can only hope that I can prove myself worthy of such an extraordinary opportunity"

Or the piece where Helguson said: "When I was born my father made a pledge to the mighty norse god of thunder Thor that one day his offspring would play for the legendary superhoops of West London. Ever since that day, all of my family has dedicated every waking moment to fulfilling that promise. Today, as I pull on this sacred shirt, I feel the power of our ancient gods surge through my being and bless this sacred union!"

I can't believe you missed those two quotes!?!

[londonranger]

Of course, we all saw them, but you missed the part where it said "even though someone will have to help me pull on the sacred shirt" ;D ;D ;D ;D (

[cpr]

Borrowdale is from Sutton so he must be chelscum