tom007
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Post by tom007 on Jun 12, 2012 20:35:57 GMT
barton.
After a visit to the doctor, JB, dropped in to his local pub for a quick one. "What's up mate?" asked his friend Brian, "you look worried."
"Yes, I am," JB replied. "I've just been to the doctor's and he told me I can't play football."
"Oh, really?" said Brian. "He's seen you play too then, has he?"
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tom007
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Post by tom007 on Jun 12, 2012 20:37:57 GMT
feel free to add some more
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Post by cpr on Jun 12, 2012 21:47:50 GMT
Was that a joke?
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Post by blueeyedcptcook on Jun 13, 2012 2:12:35 GMT
For jokes may I suggest a look at our own Extra Chat Board. ;D
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tom007
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Post by tom007 on Jun 13, 2012 8:46:08 GMT
lol ok maybe it wasnt a good one i was tired where is this extra chat board.
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Post by harlowranger on Jun 13, 2012 9:14:08 GMT
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Post by blueeyedcptcook on Jun 13, 2012 10:51:57 GMT
Come on roll up, roll up and join Hogan, Rory, yourstruely and others on the Chat Board for subjects other than football. You can find the site on this boards heading under links. The more the merry are. ;D
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Post by cpr on Jun 14, 2012 19:12:45 GMT
West Ham United have promised their fans they will stay in the Premier league for at least three seasons.
Autumn, Winter and Spring.
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Post by cpr on Jun 14, 2012 19:14:12 GMT
New Ibrox Smoothie Take 50,000 bitter oranges, and sour grapes and liquidate. Can be served with jelly and ice cream.
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Post by RoryTheRanger on Jun 14, 2012 19:15:09 GMT
Foolham.
Think I just won this joke thread. ;D
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Post by cpr on Jun 14, 2012 19:15:20 GMT
BREAKING NEWS
Glasgow Rangers strike new TV Sponsorship Deal.
All games will now be broadcast on the History Channel.
;D
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Post by cpr on Jun 14, 2012 19:16:34 GMT
Oy Tom, dems football related jokes innit.
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Post by cpr on Jun 14, 2012 19:29:27 GMT
What do Portugal, Ireland and QPR have in common?
They make Bendtner and Torres look good.
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Post by cpr on Jun 14, 2012 19:31:08 GMT
What do Ireland and Spain have in common this evening?
Both have Cox up front.
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tom007
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Post by tom007 on Jun 14, 2012 20:45:13 GMT
on form tonight cpr.lol
very good.
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Post by cpr on Jun 16, 2012 12:45:59 GMT
'arry's found a new job already.
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Post by tom007 on Jun 17, 2012 10:55:12 GMT
oh dear cpr that is good.haha
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Post by grenqpr on Jun 18, 2012 19:55:10 GMT
Have a bit of sympathy for Harry. Never offered the England job the media knew was his, sacked by Spurs and now I hear his dog is suing him.
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Post by cpr on Jun 23, 2012 15:45:44 GMT
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ENGLAND CAMP[/b[
It has just been revealed that Danny Welbeck's dad is bomb disposal expert in the British army, his name is Stan.
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Post by RoryTheRanger on Jun 23, 2012 15:47:41 GMT
hahaha that's a good one cpr!!
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tom007
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Post by tom007 on Jun 23, 2012 15:54:38 GMT
lol
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Post by cpr on Jul 6, 2012 14:48:23 GMT
SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS : Fire crews are fighting a blaze at Robin van Persie's house. Police suspect Arsene.
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