Post by haqpr1963 on Nov 11, 2009 9:28:03 GMT
Please note this is a work of satirical fiction.... ;D ;D ;D
Dear Diary,
How good is it to be me today???
Things are certainly on the up here at QPR. We are 4th in the Championship table, just for a change have an excellent goal difference and best of all Lee Cook is back in training....
Speaking of Lee, we have already pencilled him in to play an important role in December, 1st helper to Mr B's Santa at the club Christmas Party I understand Mr Ecclestone is busy that day....
Watched the excellent Football League Show on the BBC at the weekend. Great to see that QPR's stock is on the rise with the media and that our brilliant 2 - 1 victory away at Sheffield Wednesday earned almost as much air time as the constant replays of Readings goal....
Got a message last night from Skrewum, Grabbitt and Runn, the public relations agency brought in by the club to work on customer relations. Following their success in attracting unprecedented crowds in the early part of the current season, they have decided to take a leaf out of the Mike Ashley book of getting the fans onside, by rebranding the stadium. Now I know that many of our loyal fans will be upset by this, but I think it is a brilliant idea. Lets see those buggers on the BBC try to fit "Today at the flaviobriatore.it @renaultf1.com @ billionairelife.com @ lioninthesun.net @ twigabeachclub.com @ billionairecouture.com @ arcelormittal.com @ formula1.com @ confused.com @ toyojapan.net @ qpr.co.uk @ Loftus Road Stadium QPR continued their winning run....." into 30 seconds. Besides, it was either that or have Mr B in a QPR top drinking a pint in amongst the paying public, and that was never going to happen, was it?
Good to see that our continued success on the pitch has led to yet another sponsor joining the QPR project, welcome aboard Toyo....
Now I will be the first to admit that when I finally found out what they do I thought it was a bit of a strange decision, but apparently the clubs owners swear by their products. Have to say though that the results appear to differ greatly. Mr B isn't looking his best since he started using their facial scrub
but I guess a lot of that is down to his recent troubles outside the club, not helped by finding out yesterday that his attempt to get Simon Cowell, Danni Minogue, Cheryl Cole and Louis Walsh onto the panel of judges for his appeal in Paris had failed. But on the other hand Mr Ecclestone said that after trying it just once he felt like an 18 year old, so nothing has changed there then.....
Speaking of Toyo, I noticed that they were making yet another delivery to the club this morning.
Luckily I managed to avoid the rather large steaming deposit left in the car park by their delivery vehicle.
At least that proves that everything the Ipswich fans were saying on the message boards was wrong. See guys I do know Yak Sh*t (at least I think that was what they said)....
So, Onwards and Upwards, see you all after the international break.
Jim.....
Dear Diary,
How good is it to be me today???
Things are certainly on the up here at QPR. We are 4th in the Championship table, just for a change have an excellent goal difference and best of all Lee Cook is back in training....
Speaking of Lee, we have already pencilled him in to play an important role in December, 1st helper to Mr B's Santa at the club Christmas Party I understand Mr Ecclestone is busy that day....
Watched the excellent Football League Show on the BBC at the weekend. Great to see that QPR's stock is on the rise with the media and that our brilliant 2 - 1 victory away at Sheffield Wednesday earned almost as much air time as the constant replays of Readings goal....
Got a message last night from Skrewum, Grabbitt and Runn, the public relations agency brought in by the club to work on customer relations. Following their success in attracting unprecedented crowds in the early part of the current season, they have decided to take a leaf out of the Mike Ashley book of getting the fans onside, by rebranding the stadium. Now I know that many of our loyal fans will be upset by this, but I think it is a brilliant idea. Lets see those buggers on the BBC try to fit "Today at the flaviobriatore.it @
Good to see that our continued success on the pitch has led to yet another sponsor joining the QPR project, welcome aboard Toyo....
Now I will be the first to admit that when I finally found out what they do I thought it was a bit of a strange decision, but apparently the clubs owners swear by their products. Have to say though that the results appear to differ greatly. Mr B isn't looking his best since he started using their facial scrub
but I guess a lot of that is down to his recent troubles outside the club, not helped by finding out yesterday that his attempt to get Simon Cowell, Danni Minogue, Cheryl Cole and Louis Walsh onto the panel of judges for his appeal in Paris had failed. But on the other hand Mr Ecclestone said that after trying it just once he felt like an 18 year old, so nothing has changed there then.....
Speaking of Toyo, I noticed that they were making yet another delivery to the club this morning.
Luckily I managed to avoid the rather large steaming deposit left in the car park by their delivery vehicle.
At least that proves that everything the Ipswich fans were saying on the message boards was wrong. See guys I do know Yak Sh*t (at least I think that was what they said)....
So, Onwards and Upwards, see you all after the international break.
Jim.....
