Post by QPR Report on Apr 10, 2009 13:18:44 GMT
I posted this on a couple of other boards last October (before this site was in existence.) It got me banned from one site where I didn't even post it 
- Please suggest some additions. Always good to have 10 or 12 rules.
How to Portray yourself as a QPR "Insider"
1) Don't be modest or hide the fact that you have sources. But never make clear exactly what these sources are. Declare yourself to be an "Insider"
2) Mix up well the limited number of Genuine inside items with what you read in the press and on various messageboards. And never make clear which are scoops; which are just what you've read.
3) Need to use the
icon a lot.
4) Need to phrase things with "I have heard" or "We're interested in "
5) Use the qualifier "could." And of course, throw in a few "Things could Change"
6) Not say anything that will seriously annoy your inside sources or criticize them.
7) Ignore - or slough off - when you're wrong, events turn out differently. Or throw in a phrase along the lines of "last minute change"..."things are never final"..."circumstances change" etc)
- Now What Else?
* Any relationship to anyone living or dead is of course, purely coincidental
- Please suggest some additions. Always good to have 10 or 12 rules.
How to Portray yourself as a QPR "Insider"
1) Don't be modest or hide the fact that you have sources. But never make clear exactly what these sources are. Declare yourself to be an "Insider"
2) Mix up well the limited number of Genuine inside items with what you read in the press and on various messageboards. And never make clear which are scoops; which are just what you've read.
3) Need to use the
icon a lot. 4) Need to phrase things with "I have heard" or "We're interested in "
5) Use the qualifier "could." And of course, throw in a few "Things could Change"
6) Not say anything that will seriously annoy your inside sources or criticize them.
7) Ignore - or slough off - when you're wrong, events turn out differently. Or throw in a phrase along the lines of "last minute change"..."things are never final"..."circumstances change" etc)
- Now What Else?
* Any relationship to anyone living or dead is of course, purely coincidental
